Top images were taken immediately after waking.  Lower images are after I shower and get ready. 

I am a mammal using the ability of my distal prehensile appendages to apply synthetic chemical compounds and pigments on my hairless epidermis while I manipulate the keratin growing from my cranium into aesthetic knots so that a machine comprised of a series of mirrors and image-capturing software may adequately project my visage into a network of tubes that instantaneously connect to the glowing screens of tens of thousands of other hairless plantigrade hominids. 

Technology.